why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
where does the pee come out of this thing
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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