I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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