if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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