'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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