Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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