I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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