Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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