He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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