That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
