well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Randomize
