i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We named our party play list daddy issues
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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