He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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