Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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