White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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