quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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