I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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