on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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