kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
