Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay