Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.