He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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