Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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