I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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