Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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