D3 body, D1 cock
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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