I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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