Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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