drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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