do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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