My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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