i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
This couple is walking their pig around campus
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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