I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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