I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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