When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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