we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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