i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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