saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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