I just saw a hot homeless man
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
