"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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