My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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