If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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