Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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