I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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