fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do herpes really smell.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
God, I missed his penis.
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