another moral hangover. fuck.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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