paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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