You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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