I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
being pregnant is like rehab
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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