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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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