You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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