You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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