Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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