Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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