I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I am mentally ready for anal.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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